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Raef Is About Power
The best semi Raef LaFrentz related blog in ever. In EVER.
Friday, November 7, 2008
Wow.
I think Brandon Roy is good, but I can't tell. Maybe there is a clue in this video from last nights game vs. the Rockets.
I had the pleasure of attending the early candidate for NBA Game of the Year; last night's Blazers/Rockets overtime masterpiece at the Rose Garden.
I won't say I left the game speechless ("That was fucking DIRTY!" and "Wow!" both count as prmitive forms of speech), but my ability to form coherent thoughts that didn't end in an exclamation point was severely hampered up until about 15 minutes ago.
And thinking back on it now, I'm not sure my full range of speaking-motion has totally returned. I can still come up with only one way to describe the events that transpired during the final 1.9 seconds of that game:
WOW.
The last 2 seconds of that game took me on an emotional roller coaster that made the stock market over the past month look like a bastion of stability in comparison.
Since I'm still not quite ready to discuss this game fully, let me just give you a quick recap of my emotions, and the things the ran through my head (and out my mouth) at that exact moment:
1.9 seconds left:
"Brandon Roy! Game winner! Over Artest! Suck it Rockets! You got NOTHING!!!"
(Happiness: 9.7 out of 10)
0.8 seconds left:
"What the shit?!?! Motherfucking Yao Ming with the turnaround jumper... and 1? You've got to be kidding. After ALL THAT. And, goddamn you, Bennett Salvatore! I knew you'd screw us in the end!"
(Happiness: 0.2/10)
0.0 seconds left:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! HE MADE IT!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE MADE THAT!!!! "AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" Furious high-fiving ensues.
(Happiness: 11.3/10)
Yeah, that was fun.
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The Hate List
Now,
THIS
is why I started this blog. To rant and rave about all the douchebags in the NBA. So, here it is, The Hate List. Otherwise known as...
Who I hate the most in the NBA, right now.
(Updated diligently every second, on the second)
1. kobe bryant
2. Manu Ginobili's game
- Flop, Bitch, Flop, Moan, Flop, Whine, Flop, Flop, Flop, Flop. This isn't soccer Womanu!
3. "Emotional Steve" Javie
- The game is intense, the crowd is going crazy, and Javie is T'ing up the visitors... Another day at the office for this prick.
4. Lamar Odom
- If you're a big enough douche that Travis Outlaw and LaMarcus Aldridge want to fight you.... You're a HUGE douche!
5. Hedo Turkaglu
- You motherf#$%ing lucky son of a bitch! You will pay for that. Blazers, like elephants, NEVER forget.
6. Bruce Bowen
- Seriously... what a dick!
7. "Big Bird" Gasol
- Bock Bock, Bitch!
8. Tony Longoria
- I'm not buying the whole "Parker" thing for a second. He's the woman in the relationship, so he changes his name. That simple.
9. Mike Dunleavy Jr.
- Jesuit? Duke? Ugh. He just needs to sign with the lakers and get it over with.
10. Nate Robinson
- I'd try to fight him, but I try not to pick fights with children... very often.
Congratulations Vanilla Gorilla!
Congrats Joel on winning the innagural TrailBlazer Nickname Poll! While there was stiff competition from such trusty and clever names as Date Raef, Troutlaw, Sticky Buns, and Who? (James Jones!), there was really never any doubt who the winner was going to be. Taking home an
astounding
35% of the votes (and nearly tripling the nearest competition), The Vanilla Gorilla walked away victorious, like only a 7 foot tall Minnesotan with a terrifyingly enourmous appetite for rebounds and block shots can.... Triumphantly.
So, in honor of the 2007-08 TrailBlazers Nickname Poll Champion, Raef is About Power would like to extend a whole hearted, well-deserved "Not in MY house!" to the entire TrailBlazer team, courtesy of Joel "The Vanilla Gorilla" Przybilla!
*Special congratulations to J.P.'s psuedo-Mexican alter ego, of the same name, pronounced Yoel "The Vaneeya Goreeya" Przybeeya.
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